• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, save it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom while showering to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread from going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.
| — | Eric Church (via anothernashvilledreamer) |
I will ALWAYS post this and repost it endlessly. Every animal is the direct result of how it was raised and this is especially true to Pitbulls. I understand some people do not like the specific breed because of the fact that it has a locking jaw and they are scared, and I understand that. I recently had a conversation with a woman who told me “Why support a dog that if it bites me, I don’t even have a fighting chance.” This same woman agreed that she believes pits are only bad how they are raised. How does that make sense? A good pit isn’t going to lock it’s jaw on you, in fact it might even save your life. I’ll leave this with I SUPPORT the Pits, do you?
U.S. Military’s remake of the - Call Me Maybe
For anyone unfortunate enough to have not seen this yet.
I needed this in my life
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT MORE EXCITED FOR THIS
WATCH IT JUST WATCH IT
I believed it more from the military guys. You cheerleaders need to step up your game!
I’ve never been more proud to be in the Military!
Are we not going to talk about how the SOLDIERS ARE DOING THIS ON AN ACTIVE BASE WHAT THE FUCK.
CAN YOU IMAGINE THEIR COMMANDING OFFICER?
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING.”
“RECORDING A VIDEO FOR YOUTUBE, SIR.”
“CARRY ON, SOLDIER.”OUR MILITARY
SO GLORIOUS
